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pancho asked:


I’m bald with a lot of money, so I was thinking i could coat my head with a layer of shiny caramel to attract more attention. I could also put some dark chocolate on top, in a little wavy shape like the hair on Bob’s Big Boy. Then if chicks really like me they can lick my head to let me know they’re interested.

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erikthegreat04 asked:

This is my submission video to an upcoming reality television show titled “Pick-Up Artist”. It’s basically a show for real life Napoleon Dynamites who cannot get chicks so they get moved into a big mansion with a ton of generic hotties. You know how they say the media has a “liberal slant”? Well, this video has a “loser slant”, maybe.

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